E-mail

Alright folks, this is what gets me through my day (other than random smut websites that my company didn't block). So I e-mail primarily with two people throughout each day at work, almost like when you passed notes in 6th grade in the hallway, just can't wait for the return note. So today the e-mails have been disgustingly sub-par. It's Monday, it's 6 degrees, my spit is freezing before it hits the ground, I'm going to need a serious A-game type of e-mail volley to keep me going today and I'm just not getting it. Not a good day to do it. No excuses, the weekend rust is no excuse I won't have it. If I'm able to stop what I'm doing (haha) to answer back in an average of MAYBE 5 minutes tops, how am I waiting 30-45 minutes and sometimes hours for a response today?! And then on top of that how are you going to respond to a paragraph with one sentence? Show some respect. Time for a SFRB and if you have to ask, you just don't know!